Everything Makes Me Twitch

If something can go wrong, I've already thought of it.
Not only have I already thought of it,
I've already thought of all subsequent "somethings" that could go along with it.

Because of that, I'm funny.
Mostly.
I'm funny and I'm stressed.
So I'm just going to write about everything I have ever been stressed about and put it all down here and see if anybody else laughs.

I know I do
...afterwards.